Giant Microbes Crabs Pubic Louse Educational Plush Toy Original Soft Gift 14cm

Not all the sensations that arise in our nether-regions are pleasant ones, and if you find yourself frequently irritated by trouble below the belt, it’s possible that you’re not alone down there… this Crab Louse Plush by Giant Microbes is a great reminder to keep an eye out for an irritable infestation of pubic pests! Unlike most sexually transmitted maladies, Crabs are not a major health risk. However, they are a major source of irritation, as well as putting a serious downer on any romantic plans you might have had! And now, thanks to Giant Microbes, you can enjoy a genital-dwelling gentleman in your own home! These plushes have a scientifically accurate design, and even come with an array of facts about their specific cell, and are the perfect gift for scientists, teachers, students, or anyone with a healthy sense of humour!